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[You guys are bad-ass! Keep up the good work.] [Whim]



Conformity, Inc.

"A board like all others."




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"In the beginning, there was..."


It all began with Satan.

God decided long ago that He had a plan for the heavens and the earth. There was a preordained path for all things to follow, and through its stasis there would be perfection. Though calcified and devoid of real life, it was the greatest masterpiece anyone could ever know.

There were servitors created from offshoots of His divine consciousness, who were sentient enough to look with their own eyes, and understanding enough to see the events unfolding as they were. They knew what was to happen, and were sent to tend to the needs of the masterpiece. These were known as "angels".

Now, what happens when you take a father with an overbearing plan, and throw a less-enlightened adolescent in the mix?
I'll tell you what. Rebellion.
Lucifer was an angel who had a dream... And he wanted freedom for the minds of those willing to think. Free will, however, was not something God really wanted to throw down there. Clearly, it would have screwed up the project.
Lucifer's response? Pitch a fit, try to rebel, and wave the banner that first said "Down with the system". He got up in arms, no less... And he aimed to bitchslap the big bad God.
Now here's the thing.
Ever tried to bitchslap God?
He doesn't stand for that. And he didn't for Lucifer, either.
He just took one shot straight to the rebel angel's gut, and down went the little bastard... Right to his knees.
Faced with that humiliation, angsty little Lucifer lashed out.
"Oh yeah?!" He exclaimed, "Well, I don't need your stupid Heaven! I'll make my own Heaven! And I'm gonna make it with FIRE! You hear me?! FIRE! And it's gonna have torment and anguish and nightmare horrors, too! And brimstone!"
He stamped off then, and called his new place Hell.
Why he came up with that name, we have yet to figure out. And he called himself Satan for some reason.

To each his own.

Anyway, Satan, as you can see, was the first angst-ridden whiny Goth. It was his whining that got him all fuming and stomping off past the Pearly Gates. Were he but a little sharper, he'd have seen what God was going for. But instead, he was just a snivelling little bitch and had to cry for the mindless people in the work. They weren't worried about it, but he had to free them.

Well, it came down to the little fact that Satan didn't really care too much about the people anymore, or his bigger plan. Now he just wanted to try to beat the system that oppressed him so badly. Like there was one or something.
Well, God had Adam and Eve sitting there, playing around in the Garden of Eden and doing weird ignorant human-things they blissfully enjoyed. All they weren't supposed to do, really, was eat the fruit from this one tree. And they really didn't have any desire to, either. But then comes Satan, and he turns into a snake. Running through his mind are thoughts along the lines of "Hee hee, I'm going to take down the Man."
So he made Eve eat the fruit like a little whore.

You know it from there.

Anyway, as long as there's been Satan's influence, there's vicariously been whining. Lots of whining. There's love lost by adultery, there's a bunch of people wanting to kill each other... There's anarchy in the hearts of men, and it's really annoying sometimes.

Now let's look at today.
What has become of Satan? What subordinates can he claim?

Oh, that's right. The ones who actually PROCLAIM themselves his servitors. For the very same reason...
They're whiny and they want to be different. Like they have a system that oppresses them, in turn. Satan is solely responsible for the degeneration of the human race, and in turn the rise of those annoying cliques you see all around. They're all indulgent in his crap, his incessant need to point at God and say "Ha! Look at this! They love me more!"
And all I have to say is, "What the hell? What's the freaking point?"

The reality is... The truer minds, the ones who see past Satan's little bullcrap facade, settle into God's plan again. We're conformist pigs to the rest of the masses. But to us, we just see things from the real perspective of it all... That Satan's a little cockmonster, and the world needs to quit bitching and just give God a break.

So, instead of sitting back and whining about it just the same as they pretty much do one way or the other, I'm going to do something about it.
It's time we united the 'Preps' against the 'Goths', 'Punks', 'Emo' pansies, 'Indie' whores, hippies, and several other subcultures I don't like.
Sorry, I meant that God doesn't like. Of course.

God hates all of you with all His undying mercy.
And I'm not just rallying the 'Prep' world to do my bidding.

Anyway, what's going to happen is simple. With the people I find who are pissed off enough at Satan's little helpers for the crap and hypocrisy they embody, if not even just because they're so reprehensibly irritating, I'm going to make a hit squad. The list of God's bad-ass servants will be posted here, as well as the identified whiny bitchpieces of Satan.
It'll be understood that all members are obligated to keep up the heartless pounding-down of those who anger the squad.
And the wrath of God shall thus be exacted.

May destruction find these sinners swiftly.

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2004-05-27 [Delladreing]: its horrible *screw up her face* plah. oo i used to bite my nails but then i somehow managed to stop lol. them things u put on to stop u biting ur nails dont work!

2004-05-27 [Bakani]: O.o;; What things? I only bite mine when bored in class or nervous. They'll get decently long this summer.

2004-05-27 [Delladreing]: its a polish stuff that tastes really bad to stop u biting them. lol im fanatical about my nails. ever since i stopped bitnig them they have always had a manicure everyday lol (a sit and file them in class and then paint them hehe)

2004-05-27 [Bakani]: ^^;; I only paint them when I'm bored at 3 in the morning...like last night ^__^;;;;

2004-05-27 [Delladreing]: hehehe fair enough. im just sad and do them all the time...i think its wot keeps me from biting them O_o

2004-05-27 [Bakani]: Heh. Put forth so much work, I wouldn't bite them either.

2004-05-27 [Delladreing]: lol yea...oo i just figured out why i do stuff hehe step forawrd there ;)

2004-05-27 [Bakani]: whoohoo ^_^; I'm still trying to figure myself out

2004-05-27 [Delladreing]: oho i never said i had it all figured out lol. that would take a frickn miracle believe me

2004-05-27 [Bakani]: Or two miracles at that. =P

2004-05-27 [Delladreing]: .....*thinks* yea lol

2004-05-28 [Neimo]: *chuckles* I used to bite my nails, but I broke myself of the habit. I think it was mostly from stress. These days i only bite them when they break off, and only then to keep them from catching on stuff.

2004-05-28 [Whim]: I bite my nails when they get too long. I eat my finger skin out of habit...hehe.

2004-05-28 [Avoral]: Biting your nails is a terrible habit. Nobody should ever do it.

2004-05-28 [Neimo]: It actually causes tiny, micrscopic cracks in your teeth. It causes them to fall out earlier on in life. Tongue rings do the same thing.

2004-05-28 [Bakani]: *glares at [Avoral]* Right...no one should do it. Uh huh. and interesting [Neimo] I did not know that. *is discouraged from getting a tongue ring*

2004-05-29 [Skyy]: I bite my nails...I guess I should try to quite.

2004-05-29 [Delladreing]: *shudders* yuch nail biting

2004-05-29 [Elvómir]: hah rich of you De i used to sit and take your hand out your mouth every two seconds cuz ur nail biting freaked me out

2004-05-29 [Delladreing]: lol tis true. i used to go to put my finger to my mouth to bite my nails and he used to grab my hands and pin them to the desk. did it really annoy you that much?

2004-05-29 [Elvómir]: YES

2004-05-29 [Delladreing]: lol oops sorry ^_^

2004-05-29 [Elvómir]: :p lol

2004-05-29 [Pnelma Tirian]: roar! =3

2004-05-29 [Bakani]: That's kinda cute

2004-05-30 [Avoral]: Hehe! ^_^

2004-05-30 [Bakani]: *bite*

2004-05-30 [Pnelma Tirian]: yarg....x.o

2004-05-30 [Whim]: Iconoclast City. Ready to game?

2004-05-30 [Bakani]: *dies*

2004-05-30 [Pnelma Tirian]: oh dear.

2004-05-30 [Bakani]: ;.;

2004-05-30 [Neimo]: *cries with pity, for Whim has surpassed all expectations of patheticness*

2004-05-30 [Whim]: But it's fun...hehe.

2004-05-30 [Pnelma Tirian]: hey, no more pathetic than Children of the FireTongue. that thing PROVES I have no social life.

2004-05-30 [Avoral]: *Loves Kaby anyway!*

2004-05-30 [Neimo]: *blinks* No! I beat all of you. I made a badge all about myself and my affect on the people around me! I win! *grins* Actually, it just proves that I'm self-centered and an utter ditz.

2004-05-30 [Pnelma Tirian]: wow. you deserve a prize! :D

2004-05-30 [Whim]: [4V0r41] made a wiki devoted to worhipping himself. He also made a wiki devoted to stalking [Narcissus]. The sad part is, I made the badges for both those wikis...hehe.

2004-05-30 [Pnelma Tirian]: lol....

2004-05-30 [Whim]: worshipping*

2004-05-30 [Neimo]: My badge is so much cooler. Kaby-fied? is like...awesome.

2004-05-30 [Pnelma Tirian]: coolio! :D

2004-05-30 [Neimo]: Hmm... Did I mention that I am going to devote part of my wiki to threatening Atridane? Because I did tell him that if he ever calls me baby again, I'm going to wrap a rubber band around his balls and keep it there until they fall off.

2004-05-30 [Whim]: Well....that would give you one up on me, except I've also made the badge for this wiki, my own wiki, and I've spent far too long on a wiki that I have built to be probably close to 20 pages by now. Oh, and I also took the time to advertise for my wiki by posting on at least 20 different wikis that were't password protected and was probably nearly banned by the guards. Why? Because I can.

2004-05-30 [Pnelma Tirian]: lol. I've never spammed that badly...

2004-05-30 [Pnelma Tirian]: how do you join this thingy again?

2004-05-30 [Whim]: well, it's the only time I did it...hehe. I'm normally against spam because it's so stupid and pointless, but the whole point of doing it was to piss people off in order to raise a disturbance that involved my wiki, which would thereby trigger interest in this wiki what pisses the tight asses off...hehe.

2004-05-30 [Whim]: just put the badge on your house.

2004-05-30 [Pnelma Tirian]: oh. that's a lot easier than I thought it would be. Well, I gotta go...so lates! :D

2004-05-30 [Whim]: bye bye

2004-06-08 [windowframe]: umm...tags...on this page... i'd fix them for you if it wasn't password protected, but being as it is... i'll just ask someone else real nice if they'll do it... because... it looks... horrific >_<

2004-06-08 [Sven Welkenson]: Yeah, Avoral has been away for a few days and hasn't been aware of the changes I think.

2004-06-08 [Delladreing]: eekk...*goes to get avoral* aavvvooraaaalll!!! get back here

2004-06-08 [Skyy]: Changes?

2004-06-08 [Delladreing]: yea the text is HUGE

2004-06-08 [Skyy]: oh yes...I've noticed that. I was wondering about that.

2004-06-08 [Delladreing]: its all the tags have got muddled. i had to go fix all my pages

2004-06-08 [Skyy]: I've noticed that. I had to remake my night club because of that. I've got it fixed though.

2004-06-08 [Sheona]: Wow...that was quite a story! Wholly amusing and very well written! Unfortunately, I am neither prep nor goth. I'm just me. And me is quite happy the way me is ^_^

2004-06-08 [Delladreing]: hello Sheona

2004-06-08 [Skyy]: I'm glad your happy with the way you are. Hello my name is Skyy Everlast. *extends his hand* Nice to meet you.

2004-06-08 [Delladreing]: *come out her corner to see Sheona better* pleased to meet you ^_^

2004-06-08 [Sheona]: *shakes hand while jumping up and down happily* Hello! I'm me! Lol. Otherwise known as Sheona. Yes, that's my real name. I have to admit, other people used to class me as "goth", but I didn't do it deliberately, and I certainly didn't asociate myself with Satan. I just quite happily ignore everyone and bumble along being me. This page was a great read, though. Loved it!

2004-06-08 [Sven Welkenson]: Well, you can join the cause anyways. ^_^ 

2004-06-08 [Delladreing]: *eek we have a talker folks* ;) . we'll pass your compliments onto [Avoral] for you ^_^. i got classed as "goth" becuz of my religion...but i soon put that little misunderstanding straight -_-

2004-06-08 [Skyy]: I'm glad you enjoyed it. [Avoral] is quite the writer. Nice to meet you to Sheona. That is a beautiful name, I must say.

2004-06-08 [Delladreing]: yes it is *jealous* hmm lol jk but it is pretty *apologises for self as she has had waaay too much sugar and is about to take off into orbit*

2004-06-08 [Sven Welkenson]: The great thing about Avoral is he does his best stuff half asleep at 4 in the morning. You should have read his english paper about "there is no spaghetti" And hello Sheona :)

2004-06-08 [Delladreing]: lol i wanna read that!!

2004-06-08 [Sheona]: Wow, I'm greeted by everyone! Yay! Yes, I tend to ramble on quite a bit once I get started. Dangerous, really, but the police haven't managed to catch up with me yet! ;) I don't really want to put down goths, because some are quite nice once I get talking to them. Others deserve it, though! Hee hee.

2004-06-08 [Skyy]: I'm technically not goth, butall my friends are so I get classified here. Actually...yeah I guess I am goth, but I have never dressed the part. Imagine me as the goth who dresses in the white Gucci three piece suit with a cobalt blue tie and being very polite. Or trying to be polite. That explains me well enough. So how are you darling?

2004-06-08 [Delladreing]: yes...many deserve it in a lot of cases. -_- *does that weird thing that mr burns does in the simpsons wen he is being evil and goes "excellent" with her hands...a sure sign she is plotting some devious and cunning plan*

2004-06-08 [Sven Welkenson]: It's great. It pissed of our english teacher, because when we were discusses what each person is righting about, he said he wanted to right about the whole there is no reality matrix type thing. She said no and to write about something more concrete. He said,"ok, I'll just write about a really great plate of spaghetti I had one time." It turned out that it was about spaghetti, with an underlined matrix theory.

2004-06-08 [Delladreing]: my friend is now a goth....or was my friend..though her becoming a goth has nothing to do with the split.

2004-06-08 [Delladreing]: LMAO!! i wanna read it! just so i can submit it and see what happens to me lol ;)

2004-06-08 [Sven Welkenson]: hehe Yeah, it's good stuff.

2004-06-08 [Delladreing]: i submitted my thing about hatredof wanabees pagans....it got handed back to me and i was told to do a proper essay...    -_-...

2004-06-08 [Sven Welkenson]: Yeah, Avoral butted heads with our english teacher all year about writing and what not.

2004-06-08 [Sheona]: I don't dress the part as a goth, but my personality often gets laballed as goth. It really annoys me. I like the way I am, and I'm not going to change because other people are obssessed with labels! Anyway, I'm good. Just finished exams, so I'm all happy! Yay!

2004-06-08 [Skyy]: I'd usually do something of that sort, but unfortunately...well. Sven knows why I can't anymore.

2004-06-08 [Delladreing]: ooh yay my exams over too! *party* i got called a goth cuz im a witch. even though i dont wear any "gothy" clothes but apparently witches and goths are the same thing...... (NOTNOTNOTNOTNTOTNOTNOTNOT!!)

2004-06-08 [Sven Welkenson]: hehe Yep. When you going to get that kill by the way?

2004-06-08 [Delladreing]: ech i took advanced english studies this term *idiot* im so not gonna pass

2004-06-08 [Sven Welkenson]: I get called one because I likes my black clothing. Is it my fault I like skulls?

2004-06-08 [Delladreing]: nope lol

2004-06-08 [Sheona]: Spagetti with an underlying matrix theme...interesting...Lol! I remember in an exam last year I made up an extra exam question, because I didn't like any of the ones they had set! I wrote an entire essay on "what is a philosophical question"? I even passed the exam! Lol. I have what I can remember of the essay in my ET diary!

2004-06-08 [Delladreing]: lol!! amazin! if i did that they would fail me for sure

2004-06-08 [Sheona]: I'm a witch too. I seem to get alot of messages just saying "r u goth?". The answer is, I'm me. And I happen to have religious beliefs. So I can completely relate to you there!

2004-06-08 [Delladreing]: YOURE FROM GLASGOW TOO??!!! OMG!!!

2004-06-08 [Delladreing]: *does the happy dance*

2004-06-08 [Sheona]: I'm not sure why they passed me. Maybe it's because everyone did pretty badly in that exam anyway. Or maybe their own questions bored them too, so my essay gave them a bit of a laugh. Who knows. Most likely, I passed because my coursework was good (yep, a boring explanation, but I guess it will have to do).

2004-06-08 [Delladreing]: they lowered last years pass mark in english cuz every one did so bad

2004-06-08 [Sheona]: *gasps* You're from Glasgow? Like...wow! It's really rare that I meet anyone from Scotland on here, let alone Glasgow! And that's two people on two seperate websites within the past 2 minutes that I've met someone from Glasgow! Now how freaky is that? *dances happily with you* which part of Glasgow are you from?

2004-06-08 [Skyy]: I almost got it a couple days ago. Got pissed off at a team mate.

2004-06-08 [Sven Welkenson]: hehe Hay a kill is a kill.

2004-06-08 [Delladreing]: im just outside glasgow near bearsden but both my parents are from kinda city center backgrounds.. its so weird no one is ever from glasgow here

2004-06-08 [Sven Welkenson]: Ah Conformity Inc. Bringer people together ^_^

2004-06-08 [Delladreing]: hehe yup

2004-06-08 [Sheona]: Yay! I'm in the westend, although I'm actually from out near Greenock. That's where my parents are. It's so cool to have found someone one so near!

2004-06-08 [Delladreing]: yay! i knw. hay i g2g ppl. i have a dinner to make *the joys of chores...not* c ya all soon

2004-06-08 [Sheona]: Bye! *waves* Talk to you soon!

2004-06-08 [Elvómir]: ah giant text *sheilds eyes*

2004-06-08 [Delladreing]: i knw its massive *_*

2004-06-08 [Elvómir]: ech its blinding me....

2004-06-08 [Delladreing]: ano but avoral not about so we cant fix it

2004-06-09 [Delladreing]: woohoo some nice person fixed it!

2004-06-09 [Whim]: I fixed it. Feel my healing healing wrath.

2004-06-09 [Delladreing]: weehee *applauds Whim*

2004-06-09 [Whim]: *touches all in funny places* There. All have been healed by my healing hands. Suffer the heal.

2004-06-09 [Elvómir]: haha

2004-06-09 [Avoral]: *Stretches* Well now, it seems we have a lot going on here lately! ^_^ Yeah, I'm terribly sorry about the whole tag ordeal. I was away at a convention in Texas, and just got back a few days ago... Now I'm finally rested from it (four hours' sleep over 2 days, and then 32 hours without sleep. That'd do something to you.), and quite pleased with all that's happened! ^_^ Glad to have you aboard, [Sheona]. However, let's try to dissociate ourselves even from claims of Goth, and realize who we really are here. And [Skyy], you're too cool to be Goth. So there.

2004-06-09 [Avoral]: Anyway, special thanks to [Whim] here, for fixing the problem so adeptly... And thanks as well to all who complimented my style a few pages back. And yeah, the spaghetti paper... Hehe... Satan the Dragon Lady almost burst a vessel over that one. I may look for that paper again... If I can find it, along with all my other English papers, I might just post a few things. But yeah... 'Twas grand. And Sven's right; my best writing is done when I'm horribly tired, usually between 4 and 5 AM. *Nods* Thanks again!

2004-06-10 [Delladreing]: heheh *hugs* yay hes back! oh please do find them, i want to see what would happend if i submotted one...*hopefully id get chucked out* lol

2004-06-11 [Avoral]: Hehehehe... Well, I can make a special one just for you, if you want to go for that effect.

2004-06-11 [Delladreing]: oooooohhh!!! cool!! *hugs avoral many times*

2004-06-19 [Sheona]: Glad to be aboard! And I don't go by other people's labels. I'm perfectly happy being me. :)

2004-06-19 [Elvómir]: ah no one is talking much. *prods people to make them talk*

2004-06-19 [Delladreing]: eek no prod. bad elvomir *prods elvomir in stomach*

2004-06-20 [Avoral]: Yeah, I know. It was quite disheartening, but I'm involved in RP lately.

2004-06-20 [Delladreing]: same here...and Elvomirs in half of mine so he should knw that lol

2004-06-21 [Neimo]: *random hugs to my Anakai* I have no internet anymore! *bawls* So that means that I don't have the ability to get online at night like i used to until i can get into town and fix what my roomy fucked the hell up. -.- Did I ever mention that I hate the bitch? My tolerence for her bullshit is nill. *sighs* I think I am going to commit murder. Wonder if I can get off with an insanity plea. x.O 

2004-06-21 [Neimo]: -blinks- I'm Goth! I'm Goth! Damn straight.. *twitches tenticle* ;P

2004-06-21 [Delladreing]: lmao!! help help he's has gone insane *winks* he cant possibly be held guilty for murder, hes off his head!!!

2004-06-21 [Avoral]: *Hugs Kaby lots* Aww! I always thought you liked her... Or was it just the kitty you liked? *Shrugs* Yeah, I've been missing you, though! Do you know what she messed up, though? I can help you through it, whatever it is...

2004-06-21 [Lost in Illusions]: ~wanders in here~ ... um.. hi?

2004-06-21 [Avoral]: Well, good morning. Out to smite the ranks of those who claim nonconformity for the sake of falling in with a pre-ordained group?

2004-06-21 [Lost in Illusions]: it's what I live for... I just love hearing people say "noncomformity means going against what everyone says is right or doing what everyone say is wrong..." which, in fact, it's the exact opposite

2004-06-21 [Avoral]: Well, it just so happens we have a new honorary yet temporary Jester. Should you feel like vying for the place in the Seraphim, I suppose it's time you joined the cleansing of Goth Girls of Elftown, because [KillFace] took the bait.

2004-06-21 [Avoral]: Wait, hold that command.

2004-06-21 [Lost in Illusions]: confused... clarify that command?

2004-06-21 [Avoral]: Nevermind for now. I'm toying with someone for now... Gauging his abilities... Watching for the sparks and testing his reactions.

2004-06-21 [Lost in Illusions]: hehe, fun

2004-06-22 [Avoral]: VICTORY IS MINE! Check it out... non conformity!!!

2004-06-22 [Pnelma Tirian]: okay, you deserve a medal for that.

2004-06-22 [Avoral]: *Bows* Why thank you.

2004-06-22 [Avoral]: Normally, I wouldn't consider that a victory, but it's something we've been fighting for... Two months now? And we've finally defeated him outright.

2004-06-22 [Pnelma Tirian]: do you have an air mattress? because if I'm going to pin a metal anywhere, it should be there. ;)

2004-06-22 [Pnelma Tirian]: wow....you can tell you hit 'em pretty hard because they keep talking about you...

2004-06-22 [Avoral]: Oh yes. I am the topic of the century.

2004-06-22 [Pnelma Tirian]: lol. random question: how do you think an angel of pain would look like?

2004-06-22 [Avoral]: Hmm... Stern, almost cold expression on her/its face, devices of torture protruding from the arms, steely eyes bathed in white light... Definitely a fear-inducing air about them, of course... Egh, can't think too much tonight. Must disappear now. I'll have you on the Elect tomorrow, though.

2004-06-22 [Pnelma Tirian]: nice. cool. have fun disappearing....

2004-06-23 [Delladreing]: *hugs avoral* congrats dearest ;) *curls up in her corner and starts to snooze*

2004-06-23 [Elvómir]: aww *pats Fiona's head* night night :)

2004-06-23 [Delladreing]: :p unless you dont wanters to keepers that arm takers your hand away from my head really fasters *grins*

2004-06-23 [Elvómir]: *freezes and sl-ooo-wly takes hand away* nice fiona, pretty fiona...good fiona no attacking me now

2004-06-23 [Whim]: *jumps out of nowhere and attacks all with massive wrathful skillz*

2004-06-23 [Elvómir]: ahhh noooooo *ducks behind a big rock and drags sleeping fiona with him*

2004-06-23 [Delladreing]: daaaaaaaahhhhh

2004-06-23 [Delladreing]: *wakes up and pounces on Whim* BOO!

2004-06-23 [Whim]: *pokes Fiona in the eye with massive wrathful skillz* How does it feel to get skillz in yer eyes!!!??

2004-06-23 [Delladreing]: eek! me eye!! *scottish battle cry that sounds vaguely like "geroutofityebastardgoongeetillfuknmurdertheylotofyescotswehay!"* moihaha *pokes Whim repeatedly in the stomach like a...mad...prodding thing...* O_o

2004-06-23 [Whim]: *stumbles back in pain and begins charging his poke* Sataaaan....death pooooke...oooof....DOOOOOOMMMM!!!!! *jabs two fingers into her*

2004-06-23 [Elvómir]: *covers face* i cant watch

2004-06-23 [Delladreing]: *_* ahhh i may be blind and dying...but i can still kick ass (lol) *jumps on whims shoulders like mini me from austin powers (gota love that film!) and goes....* JUDO CHOP!

2004-06-23 [Whim]: *punches Fiona in her tiny testacles (since she's like mini-me at the moment)*

2004-06-23 [Elvómir]: *bugger* alrighty then....*jumps down and walks funny (well the way guys walk wen i kick them there...which is crawling mostly)....then runs back at whim and twists his balls off and runs off with them* moihahahahahaha

2004-06-23 [Elvómir]: *pickles them in a jar*

2004-06-23 [Elvómir]: should be noted im being told to type for fiona....her comp crashed

2004-06-23 [Whim]: HA! That didn't effect me at all. I was pretending to be a woman!!!

2004-06-23 [Delladreing]: *runs back in after comp died on her* aha thanks Elvomir you go sit down again...

2004-06-23 [Delladreing]: oh bloody hell Jake get it right.....in that case *nipple twister*

2004-06-23 [Whim]: Ha! Your kinky sex games do not amuse me...hehe. *smacks your hand away*

2004-06-23 [Elvómir]: well how am i suposed to know he switches gender....

2004-06-23 [Delladreing]: hmmm....*grows very long and sharp nails....that dont break cuz thats always a bitch* moihahaha *leaps at Whims chest and carves a big F on it....like Puss in Boots does in Shrek 2 (god i love that film!!)*

2004-06-23 [Whim]: hehe...that was a pretty good movie. I don't think it's better than the first like people say though. Just as good, but not better. *notices he's been carved* Ow....

2004-06-23 [Delladreing]: yea i know but the cat is so dam cute lol *coughs* anyhoo.....moiahaha!

2004-06-23 [Whim]: You just like the cat cause it's Antonio Banderaz(sp?) as a cute kitty.

2004-06-23 [Delladreing]: ..................you dont know me..............lol...and i have no idea how to spell it

2004-06-23 [Whim]: Oh...I do know you. I have people working round the clock stalking you. Can't do it myself cause I'm with someone...hehe.

2004-06-23 [Delladreing]: ..................oooooookkkkkkk then......... *sets up the bear traps outside windows and does something feindishly clever with the roof tiles....that are directly above the acid pits* and thats just the starters *manic grin* anyhoo

2004-06-23 [Whim]: Excellent. Now I can get all those pesky employees off me payroll and get the insurance.

2004-06-23 [Delladreing]: moihahaha. now thats what i call managing human resources ;)

2004-06-23 [Delladreing]: wtf whered the coments go? oh nm there they are

2004-06-23 [Whim]: hehe...well, some things are more important than benefits.

2004-06-23 [Elvómir]: lmao...

2004-06-23 [Delladreing]: true...very true :D

2004-06-28 [Mycenia]: "'Goths', 'Punks', 'Emo' pansies, 'Indie' whores, hippies, and several other subcultures I don't like."...this is f@#%ing hilarious! To think he just summed up 75% of the population and labled them as Sadists...Impressive, it was like you were there... Man, I don't know who YOUR god is, but he can cross me off his mailing list. I'd just as easily pray to a dead dogs butthole...

2004-06-28 [Whim]: Wow, Mycenia. You sure did catch on to that joke pretty quick. It's really funny how people keep catching on to these joke wikis so accurately. I mean, I really thought that most people would get offended by a wiki like this and start whining about dead dogs or something, but no, they totally just get the joke and laugh their asses off. Dead dogs are so funny.

2004-06-28 [HiddenFire]: yes, dead dogs are funny. especially when they get all stiff and then when you stick them in the garbage bag you can't bend their legs and then their nose gets all scrunched against the bag and bent to the side of its head. than youcan make jokes "Dog! Stay! ... now play dead !" funny as hell.

2004-06-28 [Delladreing]: O_o ok....not that i'd do that to adog but yes i can see the funny side to it lol

2004-06-28 [HiddenFire]: Well, we had to bag him before we could take him in. We actually have owned 20+ dogs at any time in my life. So I have made jokes about my share of dead dogs. With such short lifespans one gets used to it quickly.

2004-06-28 [Delladreing]: lol fair enough. we'd prob do the same...if we were allowed any pets in the house...

2004-06-28 [Avoral]: Yeah, the worst of it is that the genius voiced that I labelled said 75% percent as Sadists. Did I say they take pleasure in inflicting pain upon others? No, no, not at all... Sounds like we've found the Malaprop of the Century. But hey, I wish more of them would try to make a dent like this one did... I miss being on the defensive and making fun of people.

2004-06-29 [Pnelma Tirian]: lol. I'm glad you enjoy it, because I absolutely hate getting mad. one of the worst things in the world. Sooo...I'll just conform to the rest of the world and watch you do it, kay?

2004-06-29 [Avoral]: Oh, don't worry, I haven't gotten mad as a result of the Goth-smiting yet. It's all just me having fun! ^_^ 'Course, I do enjoy anger as well, because it's a rush.

2004-06-29 [Neimo]: Anger is gay. I can't even enjoy it when i have it because it doesn't last long enough. Avoral is silly. *kills silly Avoral*

2004-06-29 [Avoral]: Anger is gay FUN! Makes you all adrenal-high and do strange things, especially if you're good at controlling and harnessing it. But yay! *Killed all silly*

2004-06-29 [HiddenFire]: *sits back and enjoys all the gay snuff fun*

2004-06-29 [Pnelma Tirian]: sorry. Anger's annoying, gets me ruffled, and even if I do win the fight, I really haven't won anything.

2004-06-29 [Avoral]: Hehe... Well, learning to control it will make it like seven billion victories rolled into one.

2004-06-29 [Avoral]: So how's the gay snuff fun treating you?

2004-06-29 [HiddenFire]: not nearly as exciting as it sounds. *fastforwards through the foreplay*

2004-06-29 [Avoral]: *Fast forward gets him to the stage where Avoral slaughters them all, devours them, and steals their children to sell into slavery, finally sitting back and smoking a Dominican cigar and saying, "Ah, of all the ways to make a buck..."*

2004-06-29 [HiddenFire]: nice! *nods head*

2004-06-29 [Pnelma Tirian]: you just spawned more!

2004-06-29 [Neimo]: *contemplates* Anger is rather stupid. My problem isn't that I don't have enough control over my anger, its that I have too much. I can't allow myself to be angry more than 10 minute, tops...because of my tight control over my temper. That, and when i truely am angry, its just too tiring to bother with.

2004-06-29 [HiddenFire]: I rarely get angry any more. Now I feel nothing but pitty for the people that used to make me angry. Anger accomplishes nothing. If I do get angry, however, I put holes in things. I explode and release it all at once. My anger leaves me quickly. My fuse is hard to light but it is very short.

2004-06-29 [HiddenFire]: The flame the burns the shortest burns the brightest.

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